An Unexpected Climax
I’m currently working on a book project, which is a collection of short stories on life in the hotel industry. The tales are courtesy of housekeeping, concierge, room service, porters, waiters, chefs and even restroom attendants from a variety of hotels in South-East Asia.
My client, a hotelier himself, has been busy collecting these stories from current and former colleagues, and each time we meet he regales me with the Story Of The Week. We met again recently and after talking shop, he leaned forward with grin and said, “I just heard this from a friend in X Hotel.”
An attractive local woman had checked in and ordered room service. When the boy/man brought up her meal, she demanded a snog. The boy/man refused. She replied that if he remained a stubborn mule, she would slap him with a molest charge. So he conceded, one thing led to another and Durex’s had yet another satisfied client. After that, they parted ways.
However, Madam Seductress slinked about the hotel for a few more weeks during which she blackmailed two more employees into doing the karmasutra. Eventually this word leaked out and for some reason, the hotel's management decided to spot chekc her room. They found a hidden camera. Madam Seductress was filming a DIY porn movie. What happened next, only the corporate communications and CEO knows.
But I wonder how those three guys feel. I'm sure they never expected a climax like this!
My client, a hotelier himself, has been busy collecting these stories from current and former colleagues, and each time we meet he regales me with the Story Of The Week. We met again recently and after talking shop, he leaned forward with grin and said, “I just heard this from a friend in X Hotel.”
An attractive local woman had checked in and ordered room service. When the boy/man brought up her meal, she demanded a snog. The boy/man refused. She replied that if he remained a stubborn mule, she would slap him with a molest charge. So he conceded, one thing led to another and Durex’s had yet another satisfied client. After that, they parted ways.
However, Madam Seductress slinked about the hotel for a few more weeks during which she blackmailed two more employees into doing the karmasutra. Eventually this word leaked out and for some reason, the hotel's management decided to spot chekc her room. They found a hidden camera. Madam Seductress was filming a DIY porn movie. What happened next, only the corporate communications and CEO knows.
But I wonder how those three guys feel. I'm sure they never expected a climax like this!
posted by starlight at 3:55 AM
3 Comments:
What a fabulous idea! I mean your book and the illegal porn shoot. But she can't have been that attractive if she had to bribe them to sleep with her!
wonderful story!!! i think you should fictionalise it and get it out there
candice - perhaps she was, since all she asked for was a humble kiss and they willingly allowed themselves to go all the way. then again, men have different reasons sometimes. :)
sharon - you have a point. a very good one!
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